Dear Husband, Who Needs Jennifer Lopez?

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Ryan Seacrest at the American Idol party at The Grove (photo by Sarah Auerswald, Ryan Seacrest’s new bff)

Dear Husband,

Today is your birthday and I want you to know how much I love you.  As I sit and watch live video of Ryan Seacrest joking around with my friends, I know I made the right decision to stay home with you. It’s your day, your very special day.

I know that it’s very unlikely that Jennifer Lopez will show up at the American Idol party at the Grove, which is I confess is one of my favorite places in Los Angeles (celebrities, clothes, donuts!). It’s just a screening of the show, there won’t be any contestants and no judges. No JLo. No beautiful JLo, in the champagne dress, hair pulled back, diamond hoops. No, no.

Wait, there she is on twitter. It says “JLo was gorgeous!” And yes, she is gorgeous. I can see that from the tiny picture on Twitter. The teeny tiny picture of the larger than life star. My favorite star. Did I mention that? That I love Jennifer Lopez oh so much.

But I digress. It’s your birthday and sitting here on the couch with you side by side with our laptops is way better than eating gourmet food and champagne. Better than meeting all of the contestants for the new season.

Actually, it truly is. While it would have been fun to have a few seconds with Jennifer Lopez, I would definitely pick an evening with you.




2 Replies to “Dear Husband, Who Needs Jennifer Lopez?”

  1. LOL! That is so funny.

    She is gorgeous in person. Seriously, I want to know who is responsible for her skin. It may not be injections, but I am not buying that it is all good genes. I want to know what products and treatments are going on that gorgeous face of hers.

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